According to sources, last Saturday, Australian woman named Tracy Noonan, who sought simply to go for a run was stalked and subsequently attacked by a Kangaroo. Noonan believes that this vicious attack resulted from her wearing the perfume “Stash” from Sarah Jessica Parker.
Noonan was quoted as saying “As I was running along the road I saw the kangaroo out of the corner of my eye and I didn’t think much of it”. Noonan remembered that when the Kangaroo gradually got closer and closer to her before finally jumping a fence causing Noonan to become scared of the Marsupial’s intentions. Noonan said “I felt it hit me in the back and it actually knocked me to the ground”. She then proceeded to throw rocks at the Kangaroo in an attempt to get it to move away from hr though it only made it more determined while she sought refuge in a nearby house.
However, the Kangaroo just stood idly by staring into the window. She describes it as “something out of a movie”, as “The kangaroo was waiting for me,” said Noonan. “I thought, ‘Oh my goodness, this kangaroo is going to kill me.'”
Noonan was taken back home and later on discussed the incident with a park ranger who is of the belief that the cause of the kangaroo’s violent behavior was the fact that Noonan was wearing Sarah Jessica Parker’s “Stash”.
Aside from the obvious question of: “Who wears perfume on a run? No one … but it was early in the morning and I was fumbling around for deodorant and that was all I could find,” Noonan explained.
One thing’s for sure, Tracy Noonan will never be wearing that perfume again.
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